dirty knock knock jokes for adults
The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed…
Married For Now
by sola_cola
"My fiancé is a high school student?"Sohee, an Omega drowning in debt, has two choices: marry a younger chaebol Alpha, or sell himself to an older yet violent loan shark Alpha.Ah, there's a third option, too."Should I just off myself or something?"***#omegaverse #dominantalpha #powerbottom #collegeromance #healing
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
La fille de la famille Humble possède une poche spatiale !
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pur et doux) Résidence du Prince de Xiliang.Avec une énergie de tigre et à seulement 5 ans, le Petit Prince Xiao Moxi a vu sa mère repartir vers les champs, et son visage rond comme un petit pain s'est crispé de frustration.Regardant son père à côté de lui avec affliction, il se plaignit avec une air de sagesse mondaine, "Père, comment as-tu pu tomber amoureux de ma mère, qui aime toujours partir?"Xiao Yeyang jeta un coup d'œil oblique à son fils précocement mature, puis feignit de réfléch…
¡La Hija de la Familia Humble Tiene un Bolsillo Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana.Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta.De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer?Después de un largo silencio...—¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta!Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono.¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado c…
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
A Filha da Família Humble Tem um Bolso Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang.Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração.Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?"Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fing…
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
knock knock - who is there?
by smirkingcat
this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student.....but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock #she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir??MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ?EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ?after some days later another kno…
Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother
by Lyra TaleSmith
Abigail was always curious about the BDSM world in movies, but her relationship with her boyfriend Max was too simple to ever explore those things.Until she discovers Max’s dirty secret, and in her search for revenge, she plays with fire in the form of Charles, the billionaire half brother, who shows her that all her dirty dreams can become true.Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother is created by Lyra TaleSmith, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Die Tochter der bescheidenen Familie hat eine räumliche Tasche!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, rein und süß) Xiliangs Prinzenresidenz.Mit tigerartiger Energie und im Alter von nur 5 Jahren sah der kleine Prinz Xiao Moxi, wie seine Mutter wieder zu den Feldern davoneilte, und sein dampfbrötchenartiges Gesicht verzog sich vor Frustration.Er schaute betrübt zu seinem Vater neben ihm und beklagte sich mit einem Anflug von Weltweisheit: "Vater, wie konntest du dich in meine Mutter verlieben, die ständig weglaufen will?"Xiao Yeyang warf seinem frühreifen Sohn einen Seitenblick zu und tat …
Putri Keluarga Humble Punya Kantong Spasial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang.Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi.Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?"Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebel…
A KNOCK
by Gospel_Vibes
It wasn't even a knock knock game, it was a simple knock that led to it all. They wish not to have opened or at least wished they weren't home to open the door. Sadly they did and now all that remains are unanswered questions and the fright. Boo!! You shouldn't be frightening for fright is already frightening by their story. It is all because of a knock on the door however, who knocked and why?
Knock, Knock:BEASTARS FANFIC
by Givean_HooH
[BEASTARS FANFIC]Yao Boqin is a cat working as a waiter at Knock, Knock. He's only doing it to earn a few fish. As in, food. He lives next door to a crocodile, Gun Sang-won. And under him is a poodle, Johnathan Deleon. His landlord, a horrible pig Liling Yi. She seems to be targeting Yao for nothing. His rent goes up any time she's frustrated. She makes life unbearable for him, she's so annoying yelling at him all the time.Luckily, a sweet bunny he works with makes his day. Fu Meixiu is a waitre…